Distances in this report are measured in Myles, in honour of Myles Hippolyte, whose playoff-winning goal earned him the unit of measurement. The walk was 21.1km regardless.

The event window was twelve hours. Either the AFCW Foundation were accounting for elderly relatives and small children, or they had correctly identified that no one walks at the pace JJ would do it.

Anonymity at a 200-person community event is a problem WombleWorld had not entirely solved. The solution, after some workshopping, was to attend dressed as Craig Cope, Director of Football and one of the most recognisable people at the club. The thinking was that nobody looks twice at a man who is supposed to be there.

Myle 1: Leaving Plough Lane

The first kilometre started at the stadium. This is the nature of these walks.

Craig Cope was there. As expected. He was modelling the new unreleased training kit. His phone was out, an air of quiet purpose, and a faint expression suggesting he had already modelled the route, identified the optimal pace, and concluded that most of the field were doing it wrong. Someone tried to ask him about pre-season recruitment. He smiled. He did not answer. The phone went back in his pocket.

There was also a second Craig Cope. This one wore two sports watches and last season’s training kit. The two of them passed within a few feet of each other at the start. The real one nodded. The other one nodded back. They both continued walking.

Myle 4: Kingsmeadow

We stop at Kingsmeadow, where every conversation pauses for a respectful nostalgic reflection before someone says something mildly critical about it.

A WHAD listener, several kilometres into a sponsored walk for children’s coaching, reported that he was finding it boring. The walk continued without him for a while. He caught up.

The Hydration Break

It was hot. Not as hot as it has been but hot. Still the kind of heat that demands a hydration break. So, the mandated hydration break was called, and all of the walkers stopped and gathered into a loose huddle to drink water.

Of course, when you are hydrating, you must also be advertised to. This is the law. A captive audience, stationary and sweating, is not a thing the modern world permits to go to waste.

WombleWorld will now use this break to bring you a short message in a format aligned with club branding requirements.

The huddle dispersed. The walk resumed.

Myle 7: Walk and Talk with Johnnie Jackson

Halfway, roughly. JJ had been walking and talking for two hours, which is two hours longer than most managers would volunteer to spend with a fanbase on foot.

He had been asked, in order: about the budget, was he happy with the size of the budget, now he was planning to spend the budget, about the Tilley rumour, and about the new first-team coach. He declined the first four with the practised ease of a man who has done this professionally for some time.

On the fifth he opened up.

The new coach is Michael Morrison, signed days before, in to replace Dave Reddington. WombleWorld has elected to refer to him exclusively as Mr Two Thousand. JJ spoke warmly about the appointment. He was happy to talk about Mr Two Thousand. He was happy to talk about what Mr Two Thousand would bring to the group, about the standards Mr Two Thousand sets, about the work already being done with Mr Two Thousand.

He would not be drawn on the budget.

We asked, finally, whether he preferred wax or gel for long-distance hair maintenance.

He talked, at length and unprompted, about mousse.

Myle 9: Wimbledon Common

The obvious joke. We will not be making it.

Myle 10: The Last 5k

At Myle 10, with 5,468 yards left, the last-5km joiners materialise. They were blissfully unaware of what had come before, in good spirits and full sun, having paid £25 to walk one-quarter of the route. The field, which had spent the morning stratifying by suffering, was suddenly diluted with people who looked fresh.

Mick Buckley was walking the entire 21.1km. His dog joined for the final 3.1 Myles. The dog had not registered, had not fundraised, and had paid nothing. The dog had simply identified the correct moment to arrive.

Myle 13.1: Plough Lane

The finish line was the stadium we had left that morning, which is the kind of symbolism a community walk does not have to work very hard for. The loop was intact. So, more impressively, were most of the walkers.

A child overtook Wesley in the final hundred metres. Wesley was not racing the child. Wesley would like that on the record. Both watches confirmed a steady, defensible 5km/h, which he can produce on request. The child was running no data. The child had no system. The child won anyway.

Then the celebration, which was as advertised. San Miguel, present and warming by the minute. Foundation staff, several ex-Dons, and a fanbase that had walked thirteen miles and still had the energy to spend the afternoon arguing about Reeves (c)’s recent contract extension.

Closing Thoughts

The Wombles Walk is a good day for a good cause, wrapped in an event that asks you to walk a half marathon for it. The bursary works. The Foundation works. JJ walks faster than he should, and everyone else catches up at the celebration.

The Club Together Bursary funds free coaching, holiday camps and match tickets for children who would not otherwise have them.

If you can walk it next year, walk it. If you can sponsor someone walking it, you can still do that now:

https://www.justgiving.com/campaign/wombleswalk2026

Wesley walked the whole thing. Both watches agree on that much.

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The WombleWalkWorkingGroup, a DTB subcommittee convened in March to oversee fan participation, will reconvene in August to debrief. Its five-page risk register concerned hydration in items 1 through 4. Item 5 remains redacted.

These are anxious times. WombleWorld has responded.

Today we are launching something special.

Bayzo’s Meditation, a digital sanctuary for the Wimbledon mind.

It is overseen spiritually by the only man at the club qualified to run it. You type in what is troubling you. A candle burns. A circle breathes. Bayzo offers wisdom. If you remain worried, he offers more. There is a limit. He will tell you when you have reached it.

Concerns about the Dons Trust receive specialist handling. We won’t say more than that.

WW+ members can begin their journey below. Everyone else will get it soon. Probably the week we can’t think of an article.

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FIFA has expanded the World Cup to forty-eight teams and a hundred and four matches, a tournament so large it requires three host nations and a working knowledge of which time zone Guadalajara is in. The official broadcasters will cover it with supercomputers, expected-goals models, and a man in a suit gesturing at a green screen.

We have a different methodology.

Each of the forty-eight nations has been allocated a Wimbledon player, past or present, on the strength of a link. Some of these links are real. Some are not. The links are not really the priority here.

Each match is then settled not by football, which is unreliable, but by a contest of our choosing. Rock-paper-scissors. Backgammon. Who can eat the most Twiglets. The method varies game to game, and as the tournament wears on, the methods will get slower, more elaborate, and harder to defend. By the latter stages we anticipate a single frame of snooker that runs into next season.

This is sustainability in its purest form.

A note on stamina. We have completed Group A to the standard the project deserves. Groups B through L will be completed to the standard time allows. We ask you to understand that the level of detail you are about to enjoy is not, structurally speaking, repeatable across a hundred and four fixtures by an anonymous correspondent with a day job. We will get slower. We will get shorter. Somewhere around Group F the wheels will come off, and that, too, will be part of the coverage.

On, then, to Group A.

Group A

Mexico. Hosts, opening the tournament at the Estadio Azteca. Allocated Jon Main, the Conference and Ryman League goal machine of the early years, on the grounds that someone once heard he likes tequila. That is the link. We have not verified it. We are not going to. Main is in Mexico now, spiritually, and possibly in a bar.

South Africa. Open against Mexico in a repeat of the 2010 fixture. Allocated Ethan Chislett, who was born in Durban, gave us three good seasons and 123 games, and then ultimately moved to Kaizer Chiefs explicitly to chase a Bafana Bafana call-up. The call-up has not come. Chislett is not in the squad. He is in the country, in the league, doing everything that was asked of him, and watching the World Cup happen around him like a man who RSVP’d to a wedding and was seated in the car park. We feel this one. We feel it deeply.

South Korea. Allocated Will Nightingale, on the grounds that he spent (almost) his entire Korea at Wimbledon. One man, one club. In at the age of eight. Senior debut off the bench against Carlisle, man of the match in his first start, Player of the Year in 2019, captain, and the man who rose highest to head in the first competitive goal in front of supporters at the new Plough Lane. A legend. Until we released him.

Czechia. Took the scenic route to North America, beating Ireland and Denmark on penalties, which is the single most Wimbledon way to reach a World Cup we have ever encountered. Allocated Josef Bursik, eight years in our academy, a genuine Czech passport, and a grandfather who was a decorated tank commander, escaped a maximum-security prison, and has a better backstory than the entire current Czech midfield. We checked. It is all true. We were as surprised as you are.

Group A: The Results

Mexico v South Africa, settled by a penalty shoot-out taken after closing time.

Main against Chislett. A striker against a midfielder, which should favour Main, except that Main had committed fully to the tequila bit and arrived at the spot in no condition to find it. Chislett, sober, motivated, and carrying the emotional weight of a man trying to prove a point to a selection committee that was not watching, scored all five.

Winner: South Africa. Chislett wheeled away to celebrate in front of the South African bench. The South African bench had not noticed. Of course it hadn’t.

South Korea v Czechia, settled by who has the better grandfather.

A new metric, introduced specifically for this fixture and never used again. Bursik entered his grandfather: tank commander, Czech War Cross, Order of the Red Star, fourteen-year sentence, a Steve McQueen-style escape from a castle on a hill. Nightingale, a one-club centre-half from South London, said his grandad “was a hard worker”. It was not close.

Winner: Czechia. There was no answer to the tank.

Czechia v South Africa, settled by who can eat the most Twiglets.

Bursik against Chislett. Bursik, a goalkeeper, approached the bowl with the focus of a man used to one-on-ones. Chislett, still carrying the quiet grief of an uncalled-up international, ate forty-one Twiglets without appearing to taste any of them, stopped, looked into the middle distance, and asked nobody in particular whether the selectors had been in touch. They had not. He ate nine more out of spite.

Winner: South Africa. A win fuelled entirely by being overlooked. We are starting to worry about him.

Mexico v South Korea, settled by who can name the most former Wimbledon players.

Main, sobering up, got to four before naming Robin Bedford. Nightingale, who had played alongside roughly half the list and been coached by the other half, named forty-one without pausing, then named the academy intake of 2009, then quietly named himself.

Winner: South Korea. A one-club man knows where the bodies are buried. He helped bury several.

South Africa v South Korea, settled by who can ride a Lime bike the longest while blindfolded.

The marquee fixture, and the only one anybody filmed. Chislett, blindfolded, rode with the doomed commitment of a man who has stopped expecting things to go his way and was therefore unsurprised when he hit the kerb. Nightingale, a centre-half, simply refused to fall over, on the grounds that he has been falling over his entire professional identity for a decade, and enough is enough. He rode in a slow, defiant circle for eleven minutes until the battery died, which is the most Will Nightingale way to win anything we can conceive of.

Winner: South Korea. Chislett, fittingly, never saw it coming.

Czechia v Mexico, beer versus tequila. Jon Main’s time to shine.

We had been promising Main a stage all tournament. Here it was. Bursik, sensible and Championship-fit, brought a beer. No, not San Miguel, but a nice Czech pilsner. Main brought tequila and the unshakeable energy of a man whose link to Mexico was forged entirely on a rumour we refused to verify. The contest was never explained, scored, or formally judged. Main was simply, by universal agreement, having the best time of anyone in the group, and was awarded the win on vibes.

Winner: Mexico. Jon Main opened the bottle in celebration.

Group A: Final Standings

South Africa: 6 points. Robbed slightly less
South Korea: 6 points. Would not fall over
Czechia: 3 points. Best grandfather
Mexico: 3 points. Tequila

A note on the table. South Africa and South Korea finish level on six points, and under FIFA’s own tie-break rules this should go to head-to-head, where South Korea won on the Lime bike and would therefore top the group. We have instead awarded first place to South Africa, on the grounds that Chislett has spent three games being overlooked by a selection committee, a celebrating bench, and the entire concept of justice, and deserved at least one thing. The drawing of lots was available to us. We chose not to use it.

So Chislett wins Group A. He is finally top of something, ahead of a club legend and a man with a tank in the family, on a combination of Twiglets and spite. It is not a Bafana call-up. It is, by the standards of his summer, very close.

South Korea go through second, a one-club man undone only by the technicality of having played fairly. Czechia and Mexico are eliminated, the tank and the tequila both falling at the group stage, which we consider the correct weighting of priorities. The reader will note that the host nation has gone out in the first round of its own World Cup. We consider this a triumph of the format.

On, then, to Group B.

Group B

We will get to Group B.

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Groups B to L have been added to the list of things this publication has promised and will deliver in due course, and will arrive around the same time that the DTB release the unredacted minutes from their last meeting.

The Dons Trust has closed its Discord server, and we have already said our piece on that in Dons Discord: An Obituary of Sorts. We agree with the decision and do not propose to relitigate it.

Stripped of everything else, it came down to workload. A small volunteer board has only so many hours, and pouring those hours into a channel used by a vanishingly small slice of the membership was never going to add up. Fewer than twenty-five people were regularly active. Set that against more than seven thousand members. Even if the figure had been a hundred, you are still comfortably under two percent. That is not a sensible use of anyone’s evening, and the DTB was right to call it.

But a void does remain. The people who used Discord valued it, and they now have nowhere obvious to go. The alternatives do not serve them well either. Some never warmed to Discord as a platform in the first place, so AFC Dons Discord option won’t work. Others have no appetite for the unmoderated free-for-all of X, and no desire to wrestle with the dated, nineties-vintage guestbook format used elsewhere. There is, in plain terms, no good home for the online Don.

So WombleWorld will provide one.

From today, we are launching WombleWorldChat.

The proposition is a simple one: a properly run, properly moderated place to talk with your fellow Wombles, about the football, about the club, about the DTB, and about the world. It is everything the previous channel was not, it is WombleWorld and it is open now.

You will find it here: www.wombleworld.co.uk/chat and we look forward to you joining us.

WombleWorldChat House Rules

A well-run board needs clear rules, and ours are set out below. By posting on WombleWorldChat you accept all of them.

1. All moderation decisions are final. There is no appeals process. Any request for an appeals process will be logged as your first rule violation.

2. Anything Wesley takes offence to may be removed, edited, or favourited, entirely at our discretion and without explanation. What constitutes offence is held privately by the moderator and is subject to change without notice.

3. Wesley Wombleton would like to explicitly discourage anonymity. Members should post under their full real name.

4. You may talk about football. You may talk about anything you like. Whether what you have said remains visible is a separate question, decided later, by us.

5. You must refer to Jake Reeves as Reeves ©. At all times. This applies even where Reeves © is not the subject of your post, and where his name does not naturally arise.

6. The moderator reserves the right to edit any post so that it says something you did not say, where the edited version is funnier, more agreeable, or simply preferred.

7. Posts may be removed if they are in any way mean about the moderator, or the moderator’s Mum.

8. Membership may be suspended or revoked at any time, for reasons including but not limited to: tone, timing, length, brevity, agreement, disagreement, enthusiasm, insufficient enthusiasm, and general vibe.

9. Screenshots of WombleWorldChat are forbidden. So is quoting it. Remembering it is discouraged.

10. The rules may be amended at any time, including retroactively, and including specifically in response to something you have already done.

11. Membership of the active board is capped at twenty-five (WWC25). The figure is deliberate, chosen partly for the volunteer time we can realistically commit and partly in tribute to the precise number of souls who used the platform we replace. Beyond twenty-five, you are very welcome to join a waiting list. Membership to the WWC25 is automatically included in your WombleWorld+ membership, with no ability to opt-out.

Closing Thoughts

We are aware that, taken together, the above might give the impression of somewhere rather difficult to use. We would correct that impression in the strongest possible terms. WombleWorldChat is open to every supporter of this football club, the lifers and the latecomers, the twenty-five and the patient twenty-sixth.

We believe it is a more sustainable, accessible and more inclusive way for the community to stay connected, and used correctly it is on course to become the single most important channel of AFC Wimbledon supporter communication anywhere.

Yes, more important than a pint of San Miguel in the Phoenix.

WombleWorld

A really exciting opportunity. A huge role since he came in. Support for Johnnie, Terry, and Bayzo with what we’ve managed to deliver on the pitch. Really, really grateful.

Lovely. Heartfelt. Entirely incomplete.

Because there is another Dave Reddington. The Dave Reddington who never makes the matchday programme. The Dave Reddington whose work happens before kick-off, after the final whistle, and almost entirely off-camera. The Dave Reddington who, frankly, deserves a separate tribute. WombleWorld is, by self-appointment, the publication to provide it.

We will not be discussing his football contributions. Those have been covered. We are here for the rest.

The pigeons

Plough Lane has a professional pigeon population (PPP). We are not going to dwell on how we know this. We are going to dwell on what Dave has done with it.

Sources close to the situation describe an intensive, eighteen-month project of selective colour-breeding, aerial training, and loft maintenance, conducted entirely outside his football remit. Most pigeon fanciers take decades.

John Bender, the 1994 World Cup Champion in roller pigeon competition, spent his entire career getting there. Dave, working around an EFL fixture list and limited parking, took considerably less.

The Plough Lane roller pigeons are now performing aerial rotations in group unison with a duration and style that would not have looked out of place at that 1994 World Cup.

This is not a sentence we expected to write. It is, nonetheless, the sentence.

The lofts are immaculate. Strict feeding routine, twice daily, ten-minute increments. Confinement schedules of four to six days depending on the birds’ age. After confinement, slowly let free for flight and training periods, all of which were meticulously logged.

That was Dave. None of that is in the official tribute.

The other achievements we feel obliged to mention

We have been doing some research. By “research” we mean reading the internet. By “reading the internet” we mean confusing Dave with several other people who have won awards in adjacent fields. We see no reason to correct this.

It is our understanding that Dave can conduct training sessions in five languages: English, French, German, Swedish, and Finnish. We have only ever heard him do it in one. We assume the others are held in reserve.

He was, we believe, awarded a medal by the late Queen in the 2017 New Year’s Honours list. We cannot find confirmation for this on the internet, but we cannot find a denial either. This is good enough for WombleWorld.

He has also, depending on which tab you have open, written a 288-page full-colour study-guide on housing, raising, feeding, breeding, and flying pigeons. The book includes contributions from a pigeon scientist and a roller historian. We have not read it. We have, however, taken its existence as established. And who even knew there was a career as a pigeon scientist. They didn’t tell us that at career day.

What JJ said

Nothing on the record. However, Johnnie is understood to be considering a PowerPoint presentation for Craig requesting that the £18.89 of budget allocated to pigeon feed can be used towards Dave’s replacement.

Closing thoughts

Dave: thank you. For the football, which, as we have discussed, we have not discussed and will not discuss. For the rest, which we have, and which is most of it.

Plough Lane is a building. Dave is one of the people who made it feel like somewhere a club could actually function. That is a harder thing to do than it sounds, and it is a thing that almost never gets credited, because by the time you notice it, the person doing it has usually gone.

The exciting opportunity is fully deserved. The next place will be lucky. We will not be naming it, on the grounds that we have not been told.

WombleWorld

Ashley Bayes has lit a sage-and-San-Miguel candle in Dave’s honour. The pigeons have circled the loft three times and returned, awaiting a new trainer.

For Wesley, it is a time when the post bag becomes feral.

Letters arrive. Emails. DMs. Notes passed via friends of friends who “don’t want to be public but have thoughts”. They all insist on the same thing.

This is important. You need to cover this. Why is nobody talking about this.

In season, fans write about what happened. In summer, fans write about what hasn’t happened, what might happen, and what a bloke from Tooting has heard from his cousin’s neighbour who works “in football ”.

Below is a selection of correspondence received by WombleWorld during the close season.

Dear Wesley,

I’ve supported this club for 40 years and I’ve never known it like this. Nobody listens anymore. There is a divide. Everything is decided behind closed doors. Fans are being shut out.

Regards,

Still Standing By The Kiosk

Wesley replies:

Thank you for writing in. Everything has always been decided behind closed doors. The only difference is that now you are also allowed to watch it happen on a glitchy YouTube stream.

Dear Wesley,

I have heard from a reliable source that the new home kit is going to be mainly blue with a bit of yellow.

I have emailed the club. No reply. I have submitted an URGENT Ask the DTB on Discord. No reply.

Why is no one answering me. I thought we were a fans’ club.

Concerned Member

We have read this letter several times, slowly, in case we were missing something.

The home kit of AFC Wimbledon has been mainly blue with a bit of yellow for the entirety of the club’s existence. The same was true of every Wimbledon side preceding it for the past fifty years.

You are not describing a rumour. You are describing the colours.

To the wider question.

A fans’ club means fans own the club. It does not mean fans are entitled to a personal reply within four working hours from a volunteer board about a rumour that turns out to be a description of the existing kit.

Nobody is ignoring you. Nobody has noticed you. There is a difference, and we mean it affectionately.

If the new home kit launches and it is mainly blue with a bit of yellow, we will form a view at the appropriate time, which is at the point of the launch, alongside everybody else.

If it is mainly anything else, write back.

Dear WombleWorld,

I don’t always agree with you but I enjoy reading it. Is there a way to buy you a San Miguel or support you directly.

Cheers

Firstly, thank you. Secondly, we would not recommend buying anyone a San Miguel under any circumstances.

If you wish to support WombleWorld, WW+ exists. Minimal perks. Some exclusives. But the reality is just the quiet knowledge that you enabled this nonsense.

Think of it as buying us a drink we didn’t really want but will consume anyway.

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Dear WombleWorld,

I’m not anti anything, but I do think the board need to explain themselves properly. A simple graphic would help. Possibly a flowchart. Or a video.

Anonymous

Wesley replies:

If the board produced a flowchart, it would immediately be accused of patronising the membership. If they produced a video, it would be paused at 0.37 seconds and analysed for hidden meaning.

There is no format that can save us now.

Dear Sir,

I voted against the thing because the thing was bad. But now the other thing has happened and I don’t like that either.

Yours,

A Concerned Member

This is the most honest letter we have received all year.

Dear Wesley,

Quick question. Do you have your season ticket on the app or do you use a physical card. Just curious what you find easier on matchdays.

Cheers

Ticket Office Tom

A fair question. A normal question. The sort of question that should have a simple answer.

I have it on the app.

And to be clear, before anyone writes in, the app works perfectly. It scans every time. I have never once been delayed at the turnstile. I can send tickets to friends without issue. Functionally, it does exactly what it is supposed to do.

I have no practical use for a screenshot whatsoever…..But that is not the point.

The point is that I cannot screenshot it.

I own the ticket. I paid for the ticket. It lives on my phone. And yet my phone, at the instruction of an app, has decided there are things I am not allowed to do with my own screen.

I understand fraud prevention. I understand anti-touting. I even understand why screenshots are blocked. All of that makes sense.

What I do not understand is why AFC Wimbledon, via a ticketing app, has any say in how my phone behaves at all.

At what point did my device start taking orders.

Today it is screenshots. Tomorrow, what. Are they reading my emails. Checking my photos. Monitoring my screen time. Flagging my tone on the WombleWorld WhatsApp Community (WWWAC).

I have found myself outside Plough Lane tilting my phone, adjusting brightness, briefly attempting to photograph my own screen like a Victorian trying to capture a ghost. Not because I need the image. But because I should be allowed to.

Physical never did this. They existed. They scanned. They looked nice in my wallet.

So yes. I use the app. It works absolutely as intended. I have no actual complaint of substance.

And yet.

I object.

Dear Wesley,

Are you doing the Wombles Walk 2026. Everyone should be doing it. It is for a good cause. It builds community.

Hope to see you there.

We are doing it. A column will follow.

The challenge, and we acknowledge this is entirely a problem of our own making, is how to participate in a public sponsored walk involving several hundred fellow supporters in broad daylight while remaining anonymous.

Options under review include a large hat, a slightly different large hat, and walking the route on a different day and writing about it as if we had been there.

Dear Wesley,

About that, why are you anonymous. If you really stand by what you write you should put your name to it. Also people are saying you might be DTB or at least close to them. Can you clarify.

Just Asking

WombleWorld is anonymous because it is funnier that way and because it allows us to write without needing to preface every article with our LinkedIn profile.

We are not the DTB. We are not close to the DTB. We are not secretly influencing anything other than our own blood pressure.

If Wesley ever decides to stand, you will know about it. We will work out the anonymity question then.

Hey WW,

The fans online are unbearable. Someone should say something.

Sent via DM

(Followed by six more DMs saying the same thing)

We have said something. Repeatedly. Loudly. It has not worked.

Dear Wesley,

No question. Just Come on you Dons.

No name given

COYD

That’s all for the summer edition of the post bag. Please continue writing in. Wesley has nothing else to do and the football does not start for some time.

WombleWorld

The retained list was released on Tuesday. Three names sat in a category called “Ongoing Discussions Over A New Contract.” Patrick Bauer. Omar Bugiel. Joe Lewis. Three professionals. One bureaucratic limbo.

Naturally, fans asked what this meant. We called Craig Cope and asked.

Cope was, as ever, gracious. He used the phrase “live conversations.” He used the phrase “in good spirits.” He referred twice to “the right outcome for all parties.” None of this clarified anything. We pressed for specifics. He said the process was “robust.” We pressed harder. He said it was “values-aligned.” We pressed harder still.

That was when he mentioned the centaur.

He recovered fast. Said he meant centre-back. Said we’d misheard. Hung up.

But the line had crackled at the wrong moment, and what we had was enough. There is a process. The process has stages. The stages are not what you think.

What follows is what WombleWorld can confirm, via sources, intuition, and one document we are not going to say how we obtained.

Players in ongoing discussions do not, in fact, sit in offices haggling over signing-on bonuses or potential automatic extension clauses. They are taken, on the first Thursday after the retained list, to an undisclosed location near Morden. There they undergo one trial each. Performance determines the offer. Survival determines whether there is one.

Each trial is overseen by a different member of the football operations team. Jake Reeves © watches all three from a raised gantry, option already safely triggered, untroubled.

Trial One: Patrick Bauer

Bauer’s trial was overseen by Mark Robinson - joining the processes on a consultancy basis - who arrived in a quarter-zip with a clipboard. He read out the brief. Bauer, who had read it in advance in two languages, listened politely.

He was given a centaur.

The centaur, Robinson explained, was no different to a wing-back in transition. Half man, half something faster. Prone to overcommitting. Bauer was instructed to tackle it. Robinson stood ten yards away and shouted “embrace the gallop.”

Bauer won the tackle. Cleanly. Bauer then attempted to play out from the back but misplaced the pass as he was kicked by four-legs all at once. Centaur’s revenge. The centaur left in a huff, muttering about discipline. Robinson called it “synergistic resilience-testing to extrapolate potential for future injury” and made a note.

Bauer was placed in limbo pending a review of his distribution metrics.

Trial Two: Omar Bugiel

Bugiel’s trial was overseen by Ashley Bayes, who had laid out a circle of candles and was already in a light trance when Bugiel arrived.

Bugiel arrived with his customary bandage. Nobody knows what the bandage is for. Bugiel does not appear to know what the bandage is for. The bandage simply exists. Bayes said it was “channelling something.” He declined to say what.

Bugiel was handed a bow.

The brief was straightforward. Hit a moving target six times from twelve yards. Each hit unlocked one tier of the conversion bonus. Bayes said the bow was “ready to receive his intent.” Cope, listening in remotely, called it “commercially appropriate.”

Bugiel drew the bow with the bandaged hand. He hit the target four times. The fifth arrow went over. The sixth went out for a throw-in. Bayes said this was the universe rewarding effort but withholding excess.

Bugiel was passed. Bayes blew out the candles in a specific order. Bugiel was sent home to await communication. Communication, sources confirm, will be in due course.

Trial Three: Joe Lewis

Lewis’s trial was overseen by Dave Reddington, who arrived with a pigeon. Nobody asked.

Lewis got the lightning.

Reddington took up position on the technical area roof and began throwing lightning bolts. They were, on inspection, foam. This did not stop him from shouting “feel the voltage” with each one, in a voice he had clearly been practising. Lewis, being a centre back, headed them away. He cleared all fourteen. One was sent so high it has yet to be recovered.

It was the cleanest performance of the day. Reddington described it as “the heron’s strike, but vertical” and the pigeon on his shoulder, in his view, agreed.

Then Robin Bedford arrived with a tape measure and a clipboard.

Lewis’s shorts, retroactively measured, were ruled 4cm tighter than League One specification. Reddington argued briefly that the tightness had been “aerodynamically load-bearing” but was overruled by the clipboard.

The trial was annulled. Lewis was sent to wait in the changing room pending a ruling. Nobody has told him the trials are over. Nobody has told him they have, in any meaningful sense, restarted.

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Closing Thoughts

Three players. Three trials. Three different ways to remain in ongoing discussions.

What we know: Bauer is in limbo, awaiting a review of his distribution metrics. Bugiel is at home, awaiting communication. Lewis is in the changing room, awaiting a ruling.

What we don’t know: whether any of this will resolve. Offers may be made. Or not. They may be received. Or not. The trials may be reconvened, abandoned, or quietly forgotten by August.

What we suspect: discussions will continue to be ongoing until they are not.

We rang Cope back for comment. He put us on hold. The hold music was Champagne Supernova. We are still waiting.

WombleWorld

Despite all the podcasts reporting it as 100% truth from an anonymous inside source. It is in fact an unconfirmed rumour that the centaur was Terry Skiverton and his twin brother Trevor in an adapted pantomime horse costume.

We told you not to panic. We are not going to say we told you so. That would be unbecoming.

The WombleWorld End of Season Awards (WWEOSA - pronounced at your own discretion) are awarded annually at the conclusion of the AFC Wimbledon season. This is the first year they have existed. We expect them to become a tradition.

We were mathematically safe in mid-March. The 4-0 defeat on the final day was therefore a kind of celebration. A garnish. A flourish on a season that did not require one but got one anyway. It is fine. We are fine. Everything is fine.

These are the WWEOSAs. Presented annually. Inaugurally. For the first time. Already a tradition.

Womble of the Season: Steve Seddon

There is a version of this award that goes to whoever scored the most dramatic goal, or whoever had the best single performance, or whoever the algorithms decided was our player of the season based on touches in the opposition half during a Tuesday night in February.

We are not doing that.

Steve Seddon played every single game this season. Every one. In a campaign that required, at various points, the constitution of a mountain goat, the temperament of a hostage negotiator, and a genuine willingness to keep turning up, Steve was there. All of it. Every match.

He also contributed eight assists, which is the kind of number that makes you check it twice. Eight. For a left back (and sometimes a centre back). In League One. During a relegation battle. The man was not simply doing his job. He was doing everyone else’s job as well, from a position that technically requires him to stop things rather than start them.

His Fotmob rating was the highest in the squad (and WombleWorld is nothing if not consistent with it’s data driven vibe based assessments). His commitment was total. His temperament was unimpeachable.

And he was born on Christmas Day, which has to count for something. We are not entirely sure what. But it counts. A lot.

Beer of the Year: San Miguel

It won a fan vote to be stocked at Plough Lane. It has been served at Plough Lane. It will continue to be served at Plough Lane. It did not have a difficult season. It did not miss a single game. It did not require a working group.

DTB Member of the Year: James Longhurst

This award is not usually handed out with genuine warmth. We prefer irony. We are comfortable with irony. Irony asks nothing of us.

This year we are setting it aside.

Over the course of the season James became the driving force behind the 50.01% campaign. Not in a loud way. Not in a way that required a press release or a subcommittee or a working group with a terms of reference document. He pushed for urgency when urgency was needed, and made sure conversations that needed to happen happened. The 50.01% vote passed.

James Longhurst had a very good season. In a job that is entirely voluntary, frequently thankless, and occasionally subjected to the full creative force of a small part of a fan base holding you to account via Discord. James is DTB Member of the Year.

Genuinely meant.

Fan of the Year: East Stand, Block 124, Row E, Seat 12

The WombleWorld Fan of the Year award operates on a different basis to the others.

We have selected a seat. At random. If you were in that seat for the majority of home games this season, you are the WombleWorld Fan of the Year. You are entitled to a WombleWorld mug, which will be posted to you at our expense, assuming you come forward, and assuming we can afford the postage.

Contact us. Prove your attendance. The mug is waiting.

WombleWorld Subscriber of the Year: The Paying Few

AFC Wimbledon won a fan engagement award this season. We responded by putting the article about it behind a paywall. The joke wrote itself. We took the credit anyway.

Most of you are reading this for free. That is fine. That is, broadly, the WombleWorld business model. You are all the reason that any of this exists in the form it does, the match reports, the governance pieces, the WWEOSAs you are currently reading, the running jokes.

The paywall is decorative. It exists mainly so that the small number of people who have chosen to pay for it can feel, correctly, that they are doing something the rest of you are not.

WombleWorld+ is £3.75 a month. Less than half a pint of San Miguel at Plough Lane.

If you are reading this and you are not a subscriber, the maths is straightforward. And you’d be supporting a digital fanzine/blog/whatever this is.

WombleWorld+ Subscriber of the Year. The paying few. Thank you. Genuinely meant.

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Shop Merch of the Year: The BIG Bobble Hat

There were contenders. The Haydon hand puppet made a strong play. He is magnificent. He is also, clearly, the work of someone who looked at a Womble and thought “what if Jim Henson, but in a hurry.” We respect it. But we will not be giving him an award.

The Big Bobble Hat takes it.

It is genuinely enormous. The bobble alone has its own postcode. Worn correctly, it will completely obscure the view of any fan unfortunate enough to be sat directly behind you. They will catch fragments of the pitch through the bobble. They will not see the football.

Which, given some of what they would otherwise have been watching this season, is probably for the best.

Capitulation of the Season: Last Day, 4-0

We had to acknowledge it somewhere. We are doing it here.

We were safe. We knew this. The players knew this. The opposition knew this. Everyone knew this. The match was therefore played in the spirit of two teams who had nothing to play for and one team who had nothing to play for but had also clearly decided to play for nothing.

4-0 is a specific scoreline. Not 1-0, the dignified loss. Not 2-0, the regrettable but explainable. Not 3-0, the bad day. 4-0 is a statement. The statement is “we are on the beach already and the beach is closed for refurbishment.”

We have spent the season telling you not to panic. We are not going to start now.

Closing Thoughts

The season is over. We are still a League One club.

This was, depending on your perspective, a test of character, an exercise in survival, or a fairly standard AFC Wimbledon experience dressed up in slightly higher-stakes clothing. Possibly all three. The 4-0 on the last day is doing its best to muddy the water but should not be allowed to. We were safe. The football was a footnote.

The awards above were earned. Some of them painfully. The club, the board, and the fanbase have spent nine months doing what this club always does: holding things together through a combination of goodwill, stubbornness, and an unreasonable attachment to the idea that it will be fine.

It was fine. It is fine. We told you it would be.

WombleWorld

Steve Seddon has been asked how he plans to spend his summer. He said he intends to play every minute of it.

We were quietly worried.

Then Antwoine Hackford arrived at the back post, did the thing substitutes are paid to do, and the worry was over. WE ARE STAYING UP.

The last few weeks have been a slow, grinding test of nerves.

Form: bad.

Injuries: many.

Mood: anxious.

Every match a referendum on whether this Wimbledon side could find a result when it mattered, and every match for a while now ending with a slightly more strained group chat than the one before.

Then we went to Wigan. We were average. We were poor. We had a red card (sort of) and then for one clean, unimaginable second in stoppage time, we were perfect.

Job done. Safety secured. Bayzo’s candle, lit, and re-lit for the run in, has finally been heard.

The Team

The shape was familiar. Whether it looked like the graphic, as ever, was a matter of interpretation.

The bench was where the day would be decided. Sasu, Nelson, Hackford.

The Match

Wigan started better. Of course they did.

We were the away team needing a result, which under age old football rules means you give possession away, look anxious, and hope.

Stewart had the chance. Through, one-on-one, the kind of moment that decides games. Tickle was off his line in a flash. Save. Arms all of the place. Of course they were.

Then the half’s main incident. The ball ran out of play near the Wimbledon technical area. Terry Skiverton, the man whose job description has historically included the phrase “sort it out,” looked at the ball, and sorted it out.

He punched it. Towards goal. From the technical area.

A straight red card. Of course it was.

Half-time. 0-0. Down a coach.

The second half mirrored the first. The clock ticked. The away end started doing maths it didn’t want to do.

Sasu on. Nelson on. Hackford on. Asiimwe on. The bench emptied like a man working through every kitchen drawer in turn looking for the one specific thing that will fix everything.

Stoppage time. Nelson on the left, low cross. Hackford at the near post. Connected. Bottom corner.

The away end behaved accordingly. Of course they did.

Full-time. We are staying up. And that was that.

What the Manager Says

JJ, beaming, said this:

Comparing a 1-0 stoppage-time survival win at Wigan to lifting the play-off trophy at Wembley sounds, on paper, mad. It is, in fact, not mad at all.

You only get those days when the alternative was something properly bad. Promotion at Wembley felt like that because we’d spent ages not promoting. Survival at Wigan feels like that because for about three weeks we were genuinely, daily, going down. The relief is the same currency.

JJ knew what he meant. He’s right.

Womble of the Week: Johnnie Jackson.

A break from format. The Womble of the Week is rarely the manager. The Womble of the Week is even more rarely a man who didn’t kick a ball. But this week, the case is open and shut.

The last six weeks have been the kind of stretch that, in another club’s hands, becomes a sacking. That’s not the Wimbledon way, we do not do that. And JJ has not given anyone a reason to wonder if we should. Calm in interviews. Honest in losses. Unflustered in selection. Uncomplaining about absences.

He has, in the most literal sense, kept us up. The players didn’t crack today because the manager didn’t crack at any point in the last month. That is the whole job, and he did it.

Closing Thoughts

We are staying up. League One again next year. With everything that means: bigger budgets, bigger crowds, harder fixtures, the chance to settle and build and not have to do this again.

This was not a vintage season. It will not be remembered for its football. The injuries were bad, the form dips were hard work to watch, the stretches where we looked nothing like a League One side were real.

But surviving the season after promotion, with a budget like ours, with the squad we ended up fielding by April, is not without merit. It is, in fact, significant.

Plenty of clubs come up and go straight back down. We didn’t.

JJ and his staff get the summer to plan. Cope gets the summer to recruit. We get the summer to breathe.

On to next season. Slightly bigger, if not enormous, plans.

WombleWorld

Robin Bedford has put the away kit on at 30 degrees. The week, he reasoned, has been hard enough on everything already.

There comes a moment in every Dons Trust Board Member’s time in office when someone, usually after a particularly tiring evening engaging on the members’ forum, mutters the cursed words: “Should we just get rid of Discord?”

That moment has arrived. And this time, they meant it.

On 24 April, the Dons Trust announced that Dons Discord will close on 31 May 2026. The board has unanimously agreed. The volunteers will be thanked. The server will go dark.

WombleWorld, it must be said, agrees with the decision.

Having a Discord is not a right. It is a resource. And a resource that requires a two-man neighbourhood watch to moderate, generates fewer than 25 active users out of a 7,500-strong membership, and exposes the Trust to the Online Safety Act every time someone types the word “Skiverton” in capitals just in case it triggers a complaint.

WombleWorld has also, if we are honest, been otherwise occupied. There has been cognitive dissociation to manage. A relegation scrap to not think about. A weekend fixture to quietly dread. When you thought we were safe when taking your holiday in March but find yourself scouring the League two table in April, Discord is not where your head goes.

What the Decision Actually Says

The reasoning in the statement is sound. It reads like it has been reviewed, approved, re-reviewed, and emotionally processed by multiple working groups. The kind of statement written by someone who has been in rooms with people shouting at each other for two years and has finally been allowed to file the paperwork.

Three things stand out.

1. Fewer than 25 regularly active members. The kind of participation rate that a community litter pick on Wimbledon Common on a Tuesday in February gets.

2. The Online Safety Act. Under-18s excluded. Risk assessments drafted. Off-platform policies created. All to prevent a members’ forum from accidentally becoming the dark web of South West London.

3. Email works better. You simply have to be on email these days. The unglamorous infrastructure that actually reaches and engages a significant number of members. Discord, for all its channels, slickness and GIFs, never did.

The Consequences:

Agreeing with a decision is not the same as pretending it has no consequences. None of what follows is an argument for keeping Discord open.

Consequence one: There is always a forum

When the only official channel for DT conversation shuts down, the conversation does not stop. It simply migrates back to where it used to live. Somewhere older, smaller, and considerably less moderated. Where the same thirty or forty regulars of the last twenty-five years will resume their positions like curators returning to a reopened museum.

Consequence two: the Kiosk.

The statement notes that members have always been able to engage “in person at every game via the kiosk.” This is technically true.

It is also true that WombleWorld has been to the kiosk and counted more DTB members than Members. At one game, a Board member was overheard asking another Board member what he thought of the budget.

The kiosk is a nicely decorated storage container, not a communication strategy. That is not a criticism. It is a description.

Consequence three: the Youth.

The June and August minutes had notes about younger members starting to engage through Discord. That now stops.

The message to the under-30s is, please find us on Facebook like it’s 2008.

What Comes Next

The statement promises drop-in meetings every two months, at the stadium, around Wimbledon, and online. WombleWorld will attend. WombleWorld will report.

We encourage every member to do the same, on the reasonable expectation that every two months will rapidly become once a quarter during the season.

Closing Thoughts

The club has real issues. Major ones. Budget gaps. Bonds. Training ground risks. Governance reform. Share allocations. Financial sustainability. A relegation scrap that WombleWorld is trying very hard to think about only between the hours of 3pm and 5pm on a Saturday.

Closing Discord does not cause any of those problems. It does not fix any of them either.

That is the DTB’s call to make. They have made it. It was the right one. They have limited time and they need to use that time effectively.

Discord closes on 31 May. The season ends a few weeks before that. Whoever mapped those two dates onto a calendar either has a dark sense of humour or was not thinking about relegation when they put forward the motion.

WombleWorld

Wesley will observe a minute’s silence on 31 May, broken only by the sound of a notification from a WhatsApp group he did not ask to be added to.

SKIVERTON

Not dramatically. Not historically. Not in a way that will be shown on Sky Sports for years to come. Just… another loss.

Burton away. Header from a long throw. The kind of goal that exists purely to test your emotional resilience. We don’t want to relive it any more than that.

But open the table. Scroll down. Pause. Scroll back up as if it might have changed. Start calculating points totals like you are revising for an exam you didn’t choose to sit.

This is WombleWorld’s official, calm, entirely measured response.

Do not panic.

We are in a bad run.

We are not scoring. We are conceding soft goals. We have lots of injuries. We are losing tight games. It all feels a bit flat. A bit predictable.

Fine. Accepted.

The idea that the current run is the ultimate truth and everything before it was a lie needs binning immediately.

True, it isn’t the first time this season we have been in a rut. But it’s also true that we have come out of a rut when it’s really mattered.

We have had good spells this season. The kind where we looked organised, dangerous, and it was even enjoyable.

The kind of run where WHAD briefly ran out of things to complain about and had to pivot to off the pitch moaning.

Teams swing. Especially in League 1. Especially teams like us, who have no money for a luxury such as squad depth.

There is no secret formula. No hidden conspiracy.

This is bad form, arriving. Staying a bit too long. Then hopefully leaving just as suddenly.

The Table

Yes, it is tight. Yes, teams around us are picking up points.

Yes, Burton have leapfrogged us. Which sounds worse than it is.

But…we are still in the pack.

Not bottom. Not cut adrift. Not relying on other teams to collapse while we discover a new sport.

Just…in it. This is not 21/22.

And being in it means control still exists. Limited control. Slightly chaotic control. But control nonetheless.

One win changes the picture. Two wins and suddenly everyone is talking about “great character” again. Three wins and someone on a podcast is asking if we left it too late for the playoffs.

Do We Have Enough?

Short answer. Yes.

Long answer. Yes, but it might not look pretty.

We have players who can decide games. We have seen it. Browne when he feels like it. Tilley when he is fit. Nkeng doing increasingly alarming things to full-backs. Jennings who can score directly from corners if you play him.

We are not devoid of quality. We are not a team waiting for a miracle.

We are a team waiting for a moment.

And those moments tend to come. Often when you least expect them. Usually when you have just convinced yourself they never will.

Perspective.

We were not meant to storm this league.

We were not meant to be cruising comfortably in 12th, sipping something cold and discussing next season’s promotion push.

We are operating where we operate. Budget-wise. Squad-wise. Reality-wise.

Staying up is the job.

Not in a glamorous way. Not in a statement-making way. Just in a “we are still here next season” way.

And if we do that, it is success. Stressful success. But success.

But if we don’t have enough, then we go down.

And if we go down, we play in League 2 next year. This is not existential. It is football. And given our current budget is being a yo-yo between League 1 and 2 the worst thing in the world?

Fan Reaction: A Live Case Study

Social media is currently in top form.

Relegation confirmed. Squad not good enough. JJ out. Possibly sell the stadium. Definitely sell the club.

All posted with absolute certainty. All posted after every game. All posted by the same people who declared us “safe” three weeks ago.

It is all part of it. But none of it changes the reality on the pitch.

A Sensible Proposal

Given the current mood, we would like to suggest the following.

An SGM.

Agenda item one: Should AFC Wimbledon remain in League One?

Voting options, as approved by the relevant subcommittee and cross referenced to the newly approved constitution.

• Yes (subject to definition of “remaining”)

• No

• Abstain (to prove your point to no one in particular while stating that your view is pending receipt of the DTB’s impact assessment paper).

The DTB is current forming a working group to consult with members to establish what “staying up” means in operational strategic terms. The group will then prepare the impact assessment paper which will be thorough, balanced, and available in plenty of time before the vote closes.

Closing Thoughts:

We are wobbling. That is undeniable.

We are not finished. That is equally undeniable.

There are games left. Points left. Moments left.

We think we have enough. Not loads. Not comfortably. But enough.

And if we do not? Then we go down. That is how this works.

Until then, maybe just ease off the panic slightly.

Or at least wait until the 85th minute on Wednesday.

WombleWorld

Ashely Bayes has combined meditation with self-medication. We don’t fully understand it but a San Miguel scented candle will be available in the club shop imminently.

Instead, this.

A 4–2 defeat at home to Leyton Orient in a game that had everything. Goals. Momentum swings. Defensive generosity. A brief and glorious reminder that football is meant to be fun. Followed by the equally familiar reminder that it can also be deeply irritating.

And yet. It didn’t feel like the Wimbledon of December and January.

Because not that long ago we were sat through 0–0s where the highlight was a throw-in won in the attacking half. Conversations in the stands about “shape” and “discipline” to cover for the fact we hadn’t had a shot. The sort of football that makes you question your life choices around 3.27pm.

Now we are losing 4–2 and shrugging slightly because at least something happened.

Now that’s what I call progress.

The Team

The Match

We started well.

Browne nearly scored early. Cleared off the line. Nkeng brought down in the chaos of the penalty box. No penalty. Of course no penalty.

Then, as is tradition, the opposition scored with their first real attack. Ballard. A Rebound. 0–1.

It felt familiar. The script we’ve seen too many times.

Except this time, we responded

Nkeng was everywhere. Direct. Aggressive. Wanting the ball. Doing things with it. Not just recycling possession back to someone safer. An 18-year-old playing like someone who hasn’t yet learned he’s supposed to be cautious.

He got his reward. First senior goal. Lifted over the keeper. In off the post. Bravo Robert!

Then another. Because why not. Seddon cross. Far post. Nkeng again. 2–1. Bravo Robert!!

From nowhere to being ahead. Plough Lane awake. Actual noise. Actual belief. A sense that we might just be… good?

A Dangerous thought. Half-time came with us ahead and we deserved to be ahead.

Then the second half happened…

Orient changed their shape. We didn’t. They equalised early. Ballard again. Clinical. Annoyingly so.

And you could feel it. The shift. The game tilting.
Then the third. Cut back. Finish. 2–3.
Then the fourth. Rebound. Hat-trick. 2–4.

And that was the game gone. Not in a slow, inevitable way. In a rush. A blur. One of those ten-minute spells where everything unravels and you’re left trying to work out what just happened.

We had a couple of late efforts. Reeves © blocked. Stevens denied. We couldn’t quite find a way back.

And that was that.

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What the fans are saying

Some frustration. Understandably. Conceding four at home will do that to you. Questions about defending. About game management. About whether we need to learn when to shut things down.

But also something else. A recognition that this is different.

We overhead someone in the Phoenix after the game on boxing day. You know the one. The 0-0 to end all 0-0s. The one that left you thinking you’d eat 24 sprouts when you get home just to check if you are still alive. Back when we were grinding out those lifeless games. Someone said they’d rather lose 4–2 having a go than draw 0–0 with a whimper.

Turns out that someone was probably Johnnie Jackson.

Womble of the Week: Robert Junior Nkeng.

Two goals. Constant threat. And more importantly, something resembling a final product.

That’s been the question. We’ve seen the pace. The directness. The willingness to run at people. But end product is what turns “promising” into “important”.

He’s 18. Worth repeating. Because the expectations will now rise. That’s how it works. Score twice and suddenly you’re expected to do it every week.

He won’t. That’s fine.

What matters is his progress. And right now, it’s pointing the right way.

Closing thoughts

Back-to-back defeats. On paper, not great. But context matters.

We are edging towards mid-table. Actual mid-table. Not “technically 14th but only three points above the drop” mid-table. Proper, comfortable, look-up-not-down territory.

More importantly, we’re scoring goals. We’re creating chances. We’re playing with a bit of freedom. A bit of belief.

We are, whisper it, having fun.

It doesn’t mean everything is rosy all the time. It doesn’t mean we won’t have more afternoons and evening like this, where it all goes a bit wrong.

Somewhere, someone is still angry about it. Probably on X. Possibly typing in all caps. Definitely convinced that JJ was the worst thing to ever happen to this club. And that we’ll be in administration by Thursday. But everyone else is starting to realise that this is a perfectly respectable season post-promotion.

On to Peterborough and REVENGE. See you Saturday.

WombleWorld

Meanwhile, on Facebook, Robin Bedford has started a new group to discuss washing kits at 40 degrees regardless of how dirty they are, provided you add bicarbonate soda and vinegar.
Three members. He is delighted.

It was Worldwide Wombles Weekend. Fans came from over twenty seven countries this weekend. Some travelled hours. Some travelled days. One person, we are reliably informed, came from New Zealand, which raises questions about life choices that we are not qualified to answer.

Fifteen languages were spoken inside Plough Lane. Fifteen different ways of ordering a San Miguel and arguing with the staff about happy hour. Fifteen different ways of trying to have a conversation with the DTB about 50+1. And fifteen different ways of telling Nesta Guinness-Walker, that his left-back display was not up to scratch, and that he should reconsider his own life choices.

Some things do not require translation.

Nesta, we could tell, heard all of it. In every language. From fans who had travelled collectively tens of thousands of miles to wind up a left-back they were never that fussed about to begin with.

He did not score. He did not play well. We choose to read into that.

It was also a Sunday 12pm kick-off. The perfect time for a football match. A rearranged fixture for Sky. The only people watching were those who couldn’t attend due to the fixture being rearranged for Sky.

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The Team

One change from Mansfield. Joe McDonnell in for Nathan Bishop, who was absent without further explanation. Where is Bishop? The club has not said. WombleWorld has not been told. We are choosing to treat this as a mystery and are liaising directly with Womble PI McCoy-Splatt. We will report back if we find anything.

The shape looked broadly as expected. Whether it looked like the graphic is a separate question.

We are also not sure what Stevens did to upset the WW Match Rating Algorithm (WWMRA). We thought he was broadly fine.

The Match

The first half was, by the standards of a Sunday lunchtime in League One, excellent. Wimbledon pressed high, moved the ball quickly, and created with genuine fluency. James Tilley was everywhere, skipping past defenders, whipping in crosses, forcing saves. The atmosphere, such as it was at noon on a grey Sunday, lifted accordingly.

The goal arrived early and deserved its standing. A cross from the right, a Seddon header across goal, and then Marcus Browne produced a backheel that dropped perfectly for Callum Marchcock. He met it on the half-volley and didn’t miss. It was the kind of goal that requires three people to do something right in quick succession, which at this level is rarer than it sounds.

The lead should probably have been at least two by half-time. Marchcock had a volley saved. Tilley had an effort parried. Northampton, who had played in the nonsense cup semi-final in midweek, were not at their most threatening (translation for the WorldWideWombles - they were toilet). One-nil at the break felt like an undercount.

The second half was a different game. Northampton made adjustments. The space closed. Jake Evans tested McDonnell twice in quick succession he dealt with both calmly and cleanly. A late Browne effort was cleared off the line. Five minutes of stoppage time passed without incident.

Three points. Fourteenth place. A performance that, whisper it, had genuine shape to it.

What the Manager Says

JJ described it as “a really good day”. This is exactly the kind of considered, insightful assessment you would hope for. He was also “pleased”. “Very pleased”. With “loads of elements.”

More usefully: he acknowledged that the second half was designed to be ugly. The team knew at half-time that Northampton would change shape and chase the game. They spoke about it. They prepared for it. And then they did the ugly side of it, as he put it, “equally as well.”

This is actually interesting. A team that can be two different things in the same 90 minutes is a more functional team than one that can only play well when things are going well. The consistency, the settled squad, the bench contributing when called upon. JJ keeps returning to these things and the evidence is beginning to support him.

He also said Browne’s backheel was something “not everyone’s got that in their locker.” He is correct. Most of us don’t have a locker.

Womble of the Week: Callum Marchcock

McDonnell was excellent. Unhurried, reliable, decisive when it mattered. A man of the match award for everyone else it seems, which we here at WombleWorld fully endorse.

But Marchcock was the reason the game was won. The goal required him to be in the right place, moving at the right moment, with the composure to connect cleanly under pressure. He also had a near-identical chance saved before half-time. He works the channels, he runs beyond, he shows up in the box repeatedly and without fanfare.

“Callum does what he does”. For once, JJ put it perfectly.

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Closing Thoughts

Three unbeaten. Fourteenth in the table, equidistant from the play-offs and the drop zone. It has a certain symmetry to it.

Those with longer memories will recognise the pattern. Early in JJ’s tenure, results came in clusters. A run of wins, then a run of losses, then repeat. The tide turns. It will turn again before May. It is just how football works, and how this club in particular tends to work.

But we are pointing the right way at the moment. The team has shape. The squad has cohesion. And on a Sunday when nobody asked to be at a football ground at noon, that’s all we can ask for.

Enjoy it. While it’s here.

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JJ reviewed the Browne backheel seventeen times before his post-match interview. He was later seen by WW sources practicing in the 1889 Lounge after the game. No further comment.

The following is a transcript of a call received by the Dons Trust Governance Helpline (DTGH) following the 50.01% vote announcement.

This call was recorded for training and monitoring purposes. It has also been obtained by WombleWorld through sources we are not at liberty to disclose, though we will note that rumours about the source are already circulating on X and are somewhat partially accurate.

The helpline operative’s name has been withheld. The caller’s name has been withheld. The caller’s concerns have not been withheld. The caller has a lot of concerns.

OPERATIVE: Dons Trust Governance Helpline, you’re through to Wesley, how can I help?

CALLER: Yes. Hi. I’ve heard some things.

OPERATIVE: Okay. What have you heard?

CALLER: We’re going bust. Like Bury.

OPERATIVE: [pause] Where did you hear we were going bust?

CALLER: Discord.

OPERATIVE: Right.

CALLER: And someone on WUP said a friend of a friend had heard something on a podcast.

OPERATIVE: I see.

CALLER: He seemed very sure.

OPERATIVE: That’s not where we are. The Boards have set out the financial position clearly. Yes we have an operating loss of around two million a year before player sales, with cashflow pressure building over the next eighteen months without significant player trading income. That’s real.

The 50.01% vote is a response to that. It’s not a sign of imminent collapse.

CALLER: So we might go bust.

OPERATIVE: The vote exists precisely to improve that outlook. That is the point of it.

CALLER: Right. Okay. I’ve also heard that if this passes, the DTB won’t be able to appoint and remove directors on their own any more.

OPERATIVE: Partially true. The DT Board retains day-to-day governance authority. Major ownership decisions still require member approval at the thresholds laid out in the constitution. The Dons Trust still have a single blocking vote if needed.

Which is, if we’re being precise about it, the entire founding principle of the Dons Trust.

CALLER: So they can’t just get rid of people.

OPERATIVE: Not unilaterally. No.

CALLER: Is that bad?

OPERATIVE: We would suggest that is probably fine.

CALLER: I’ve also heard it means they’ll have to cut the working groups.

OPERATIVE: [pause] Where did you hear that?

CALLER: Facebook.

OPERATIVE: The working groups are not mentioned anywhere in the resolutions paper, the prospectus, the proposed constitution, or Schedule 1.

CALLER: Someone said the new constitution streamlines things.

OPERATIVE: It simplifies the governance structure. That is generally considered a positive development.

CALLER: But what about the working groups.

OPERATIVE: The working groups will be fine.

CALLER: There’s a really good communications working group, it’s my favourite of all the working groups. Will that stay?

OPERATIVE: Yes, I’m sure it will. Is there anything else?

CALLER: Yes, the 2002 thing.

OPERATIVE: Go on.

CALLER: My dad helped build this club. Combined Counties. Ryman League. He was at Kingsmeadow when it all kicked off. He gave money he didn’t really have and time he definitely didn’t have. All of it was so no one could ever do to us what happened at Wimbledon FC. That’s why 75% matters. It’s not just a number. It’s the whole point. It was decided for a reason.

OPERATIVE: Yes.

CALLER: So if we change it, what was any of it for?

OPERATIVE: The club he helped build is still here. Still ours. Back at Plough Lane where we belong. The name, the colours, the ground - all still protected under the Restricted Actions Schedule at the same thresholds. Still safe.

What’s moving is the investment floor, and only to 50.01%, with a block vote that functions as a practical veto.

CALLER: It doesn’t feel the same.

OPERATIVE: No. It doesn’t. That’s honest. But the fan food park will still be there. The atmosphere. The community. The Fans. Plus we’ll always have MyPie.

CALLER: We don’t have MyPie any more.

OPERATIVE: I’m sorry?

CALLER: Catering contract changed. MyPie went ages ago.

OPERATIVE: [long pause]

OPERATIVE: Right. Yes. I knew that.

OPERATIVE: [longer pause]

OPERATIVE: [quietly] I miss MyPie.

CALLER: The mash was good.

OPERATIVE: And the gravy.

CALLER: Yeah.

OPERATIVE: [pause] Right. Where were we.

CALLER: 2002.

OPERATIVE: Yes. Look, the protest, the volunteers, the wet Tuesdays in the Combined Counties - it worked. It worked so well we got to League One and hopefully we’ll stay there. And League One has costs that Combined Counties didn’t. Your dad doesn’t have to like this vote. He just needs to read the documents and decide.

CALLER: He’s not great with email.

OPERATIVE: The vote can be cast in person during the meeting. He can even hear live discussion if he wants. SGM One is Monday 23rd March, 7pm, 1889 Lounge at Plough Lane.

CALLER: He might come to that actually.

OPERATIVE: Good. We’d like him there.

CALLER: [pause] Are we definitely not going bust?

OPERATIVE: We’re doing everything we can to make sure we don’t.

CALLER: Okay. That’s something.

OPERATIVE: It is. Is there anything else?

CALLER: No. I think that’s it. Sorry for getting anxious. I’d heard all the rumours and….

OPERATIVE: Don’t be. That’s what the helpline is for. And don’t forget to subscribe to WombleWorld on Substack.

The full WombleWorld guide to the 50.01% vote - including what the documents actually says, the option in plain English, and a brief taxonomy of people who are wrong about this for entirely different reasons - is coming soon. In plenty of time for you to read before the 23rd March.

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Wesley remains available on the helpline. He has read Schedule 1. He found it calming. He recommends it. He cannot, however, recommend the current catering arrangements as there are no options that include mash.

We were made of something stubborn.

The Team

Unchanged.

Johnnie Jackson stuck with the same team and the same bench that beat Bradford. No tinkering. No cleverness. Just trust in what worked.

Or if you are so inclined, a deluded lack of tactical knowledge and bravery where he just keeps doing the same thing until it doesn’t work anymore.

The Match

Seven minutes in and we were behind.

Victor Adeboyejo ran into the sort of space that makes defensive coaches stare into the middle distance. Cut back. Jon Russell finished. 1–0.

It could have unravelled. It did not.

Seven minutes later, James Tilley produced one of those moments that changes the temperature of a game. It was all about the assist. A beauty. Febcock robbed a weak goal kick before laying off a beautiful pass to Tilley. All he had to do was surge through three half-challenges and hit one from 20 yards that kissed the post on its way in. And he did. 1–1.

Mansfield were not done. Lucas Akins headed over when he should have scored. Russell did not miss again when Tyler Roberts dropped one over the top. 2–1.

Half time. Behind. Not broken.

Second half, we were sharper. More intent. Hippolyte and Tilley combined down the left. Close.

Then the key moment. Stevens brought down but our ex Captain Deji Oshilaja. The world’s smallest centre back. Thanks Mate. Penalty.

A delay long enough for everyone in the away end to replay every bad penalty we have ever taken. Stevens waited. Sent Liam Roberts the wrong way. 2–2.

From there it was chaos.

Oates missed. Bishop saved. Bauer blocked. Ogundere recovered like his life depended on it. Browne had a late free kick blocked by the wall.

It ended level. Breathless. Hard-earned.

Womble of the Week: Marcus Browne.

He was involved in everything that mattered. Driving us forward. Winning territory. Pulling defenders out of shape. When he plays with this edge, we look like a team with ideas rather than one hoping for accidents.

Which brings us to the obvious point.

Sign him up. Increase his wages by an average of 13 percent. That feels fair. That is, after all, the going rate for increases in this part of South West London.

Closing Thoughts

This is what clawing towards safety looks like.

Not a grand charge. Not a dramatic escape act. Just a sensible well managed team recovering from a bad January to have a good February.

We are not safe yet, but we are getting there slowly.

Oh, and we need to keep Browne fit.

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Robin Bedford has created a new Facebook group dedicated to the merits of washing kits at 40 degrees regardless of levels of mud, provided you add a confident splash of bicarbonate of soda and vinegar. It currently has three members. He is delighted.

After the intensity of facing the league leaders in midweek, this was about authority. AFC Wimbledon beat Bradford City 3–1 at Plough Lane in a performance that felt composed rather than chaotic. The sort of win that suggests a team settling into itself.

Kick-off was delayed thanks to Bradford’s relaxed interpretation of timekeeping. We once bought Wally Downes a watch after he kept us up with a 0-0 draw at Valley Parade. In hindsight, we should have left it there for them to use.

Once we finally got underway, Tilley opened it. Browne ran it. Stevens backheeled it. And Bishop closed it.

It was professional, precise, and the kind of performance we saw last season. Unlike the pre-match timekeeping from our opponents.

The Team

Two changes from Cardiff. Bauer returned to add ballast. Stevens came in to lead the line. Bugiel and Nkeng dropped to the bench.

Notable Absences: A WombleWorld source with insight into the onboarding process for new players disclosed that Layton Stewart had been “buddied” with Delano McCoy-Splatt.

Layton hasn’t been seen on the pitch yet and the club have refused to comment on the abduction of yet another squad member.

The Match

The first ten minutes were quiet. Bradford compact. Us patient.

Then Tilley swung one in, after an insightful pass from Ogundere.

Cross or shot. Nobody quite sure. It drifted. It dipped. It evaded everyone including former Don Sam Walker and found the bottom corner.

One nil. Slightly stunned applause. Then louder applause. Mainly for the assist.

We nearly doubled it immediately. From the restart we broke quickly. Browne lifted over when well placed. He did not sulk. He simply carried on.

He was everywhere in that first half. Dropping deep. Spinning wide. Driving at defenders. One effort shaved the post. Another forced Walker into a save after a clean counter.

Behind him, Bauer was dominant. Clear headers. Clean blocks. Ogundere stepped in sharply. Ali Ali Smith recycled everything.

Just before the break came the second.

Hippolyte launched a long throw from deep inside our own half. Browne timed his run perfectly, burst through and finished left footed beyond Walker. Calm. Clinical. Fourteen for the season.

Two nil at half time. No fluke about it.

We thought it was three early in the second half. Browne slipped Stevens through. Inch perfect weight. Flag up. Groans. Even the 9yrs Podcast team were yelling for VAR.

It did not matter.

Midway through the half, chaos in their box. Tilley kept the corner alive. Smith saw his effort blocked. The rebound dropped to Stevens who, from point blank range, flicked a backheel into the net.

Audacious. Slightly unnecessary. Entirely welcome.

Three nil. Plough Lane relaxed.

Then the reminder.

Stephen Humphrys found space twenty yards out, dribbled around half the team, and struck one cleanly past Bishop. Three one. Fifteen minutes left.

For a moment Bradford believed. A couple of crosses. One long range effort parried comfortably by Bishop. A faint murmur in the stands.

We steadied. Kept the ball. Took the tempo out.

Three minutes added. No drama.

Job done.

What The Fans Are Saying

The Facebook Group oscillated between “that’s the best we’ve played all season”, “still think we lack a proper Plan B”, and that one fan who still wanted to talk about the fact it was only possible “because Reeves (C) was left on the bench”

Overall mood: satisfied. Not hysterical. Just quietly pleased.

Womble of the Week: Marcus Browne.

Goal. Constant movement. Direct running. Intelligent pressing. He dragged Bradford’s shape all over the pitch in the first half.

His assist that never was deserved to count. His actual goal did count. He looks confident and, more importantly, decisive.

When Browne plays with this freedom, we look dangerous.

Closing Thoughts

Controlled. Measured. Efficient.

We did not panic after conceding. We did not retreat into our own box. We saw the game out like a side that understands League One football.

If we can play like this with consistency we have nothing to fear.

Momentum is not built on chaos. It is built on afternoons like this.

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Wesley Wombleton was unable to attend due to prior commitments, having pre-booked a measured ascent aboard the London Eye. A body double was deployed to Plough Lane for this report. Bradford goalkeeper Sam Walker appeared to have taken a similar approach.

The day of using up what you have before the long fast begins. And what better way to observe this most sacred of traditions than by travelling to the Welsh capital to watch your football club get absolutely flattened by the league leaders, our team, our squad depth spread like batter poured too thin onto a hot pan.

We arrived at the Cardiff City Stadium carrying the optimism of a draw at Barnsley and the naivety of a people who have learned nothing.

This result was payback. We beat them in the Nonsense Trophy earlier in the season and the Bluebirds have been marinating in that grudge like a rarebit sits under a grill. Slowly, resentfully, and with increasing heat.

They are top of the league. We are not top of the league. This result will not define our season. I am saying this calmly. I am fine. Pass the cinnamon sugar. Pass it directly into my eyes.

The Team

Johnnie Jackson named an unchanged XI for the third consecutive game, which felt brave.

In a squad not quite deep enough for relentless rotation, but with some good players still on the bench that is either admirable consistency or a lack of adaptability, depending on your mood and San Miguel intake.

The Match:

The Dons started like men who’d had banana pancakes for breakfast - full of inexplicable tropical energy.

Jack Johnson once sang

“Can’t you see that it’s just raining, there ain’t no need to go outside”

Jack, you’ve clearly never had an away allocation in Cardiff in February. It IS just raining. It is ALWAYS just raining. But we went outside anyway because we are Wimbledon and poor decisions are our love language.

Two minutes in, Callum Febcock saw an effort blocked before Myles Hippolyte fired wide. Another move saw Febcock blocked again. James Tilley and Ali Ali Smith both had efforts dealt with inside five minutes. We were bright. We were busy. We were a pancake that looked golden on one side and was about to be flipped to reveal absolute catastrophe on the other.

Cardiff’s first real chance came through Kellyman. Bishop saved well. The hosts were warming up. The rarebit was beginning to bubble.

And then, inevitably, the cheese melted.

A Cardiff corner Colwill unmarked. First-time strike. 1-0. Colwill nearly had a second minutes later but was ruled offside, which is the footballing equivalent of your second pancake looking better than the first but then you drop it on the floor and have to pretend it didn’t happen.

Former Dons keeper Nathan Trott (a Lent player in the spiritual and footballing sense) punched away our corners with the authority of someone who knows exactly what he’s doing.

But then. Seddon whips in a free-kick and Matty Stevens meets it with a side-footed volley. His first league goal since September.

Half-time. 1-1. The game was there for the taking, like a Welsh rarebit left unattended at a buffet. Welsh Rarebit, by the way, is just cheese on toast with ideas above its station. A perfect reflection of Cardiff City. By the way readers are advised this is a view not to be voiced in Cardiff city centre on a Saturday night for your own safety.

The second half started cagily. Ollie Tanner fired wide. And then another corner. Tanner’s delivery found Perry Ng at the near post. Header. 2-1.

Stevens nearly equalised immediately his effort across goal, past Trott, agonisingly wide. The width of a crepe. The width of a dream. The width of whatever separates us from competence at set pieces.

And then, a minute later, Ng turned provider and Tanner turned and buried it. 3-1. Game Over.

Three goals from set pieces and wide positions. We had been flipped, folded, and served with a garnish of defensive negligence and a side of whatever Jack Johnson is selling.

Kellyman sealed it late. 4-1. The full English. Except it’s Welsh. And nobody’s enjoying it.

Five minutes of added time came and went. We kept going til the end. We always do. It’s one of our most endearing and most infuriating traits. Like a man who keeps trying to make banana pancakes in a kitchen that is clearly on fire.

“Cause I love to lay here lazy
We could close the curtains
Pretend like there's no world outside”

Shut up, Jack. You don’t know what cold is.

Closing Thoughts

Crepe. That’s French for pancake AND the noise the travelling fans make when we concede from yet an another corner.

But…Cardiff are top of the league and they are better than us.

We’ve got Bradford at home on Saturday. We’ll dust off the flour, crack some new eggs, and try again.

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Dave Reddington has been working closely with the Plough Lane Aviation Group to ensure any bluebirds spotted within a three-mile radius of the team coach on the return journey are humanely destroyed via a spud gun provided by Terry Skiverton.

Two-nil down after 13 minutes. Level by half-time. Ahead with 15 to go. Pegged back with three minutes left. Six goals. One point. Seven from the last nine. The kind of afternoon that ages you in dog years.

There is a universe in which this was a defeat. There is another in which this was the greatest away comeback since records began. Instead, we got a draw. Which feels like both, simultaneously.

The Team

JJ reverted to the team that beat Reading 3-2 last weekend, quietly binning the seven changes he’d made for the Pointless Trophy quarter-final against Northampton. That midweek defeat has already been filed under “things we don’t talk about.” Like a bad haircut. Or the 2022-23 season.

The Match

0-10 mins: The Bit We’d Rather Forget

Barnsley started like they’d been personally offended by something. They did well on the byline facing up to Tilley, cut it back, and David McGoldrick (a man who has been scoring goals in the Football League since roughly the Jurassic period) finished inside the six-yard box. One-nil.

Then it was two. Three minutes later. Same recipe. McGoldrick down the channel, Cleary in behind, cut back, Tom Bradshaw finishes. Two-nil. The 472 in the away end collectively wondered why they hadn’t just stayed home and stared at a wall.

10-25 mins: The Bugiel Awakening

We, to our credit, did not fold. This was not the Wimbledon team of January 2026.

The equaliser came in two devastating minutes. First, Nkeng’s shot was blocked, the ball broke to Seddon, and his cross found Bugiel. A glancing header, past Goodman, into the bottom corner. His first goal since December. Which was against Cardiff. In a pointless trophy nobody remembers the name of.

Then, two minutes and ten seconds later, Tilley whipped in a cross and Bugiel met it with a stooping header that Goodman could do absolutely nothing about. Two goals. Two headers.

Two-two. From two-nil. In the space of time it takes to boil a kettle. We decided it was time to make fresh cup of Yorkshire Tea.

25-45 mins: Controlled Chaos

Momentum had swung. Johnson and Alistair Smith both had efforts blocked and saved. Wimbledon were on top. Then Barnsley hit the inside of the post through Scott Banks, just to remind everyone that chaos has no loyalty.

Half-time. Two-all. Both managers pretending they planned this.

45-75 mins: The Quiet Middle

Wimbledon started the second half brightly but it was tense, scrappy, professional football. Not glamorous. But that’s ok we don’t do glamorous.

75 mins: The Goal That Should Have Won It

A ball over the top from Hippolyte found Maycock, who took a touch to beat Shepherd and was through on goal. One-on-one with Goodman. History beckoning.

He squared it. Unselfishly, beautifully, across the face of goal. Marcus Browne unmarked, waiting turned it in. His 13th of the season. Three-two Wimbledon.

Away end: scenes. Briefly. Limbs. Momentarily.

87 mins: The Goal That Didn’t

Three minutes from time. Bishop saved. The ball sat up, and Banks put it in. Three-three. The away end fell silent. The home end erupted. The football gods shrugged and went back to whatever it is they do.

Womble of the Week: Omar Bugoal

Two goals. Two headers. From a man who hadn’t scored since December. The first was neat. The second was unstoppable. When Bugiel is in the mood, he is genuinely excellent. The frustration has always been the gaps between moods. Today, there was no gap. Just headers.

Owen Goodman Watch

A brief diversion. Owen Goodman has now faced Wimbledon twice at home this season - once for Huddersfield, once for Barnsley - and conceded three goals both times. This is either a deeply unfortunate statistical coincidence or the universe’s way of punishing him for leaving us for another league one loan or two. Would we have him back over Bishop?

Closing Thoughts

Seven points from three games. That is good. That is what was needed.

But we were a goal up with 15 minutes to go and didn’t win. The defending for both Barnsley goals in the first half was too open, and too passive, And the late equaliser, while heartbreaking, came from a moment of sustained pressure that better game management might have prevented. We have conceded the most goals in the last 15 minutes of the game in the whole league.

None of that should overshadow what was a remarkable comeback. Going two down away from home and fighting back to lead takes character, quality, and something that is hard to coach. This squad has it. Bugiel has it. Browne has it. Maycock, who could have shot but chose to square it, has it.

Cardiff away on Tuesday. League One leaders. A small number of tickets still available from £11, which is roughly what your therapist charges per minute after a match like this.

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Owen Goodman has requested a personal restraining order against Omar Bugiel’s forehead. The tribunal hearing is delayed as they are too busy discussing whether to ban Osman Foyo again for playing backgammon against Craig Cope.

The Team

One change from the midweek at Vale Park. Callum Maycock earned his start. Zack Nelson dropped to the bench. Everything else stayed the same.

The Match

The Dons came out with intent. Actual, visible, recognisable intent. Junior Nkeng causing havoc down the left, pinning Reading back and making their full-back wish he’d called in sick.

Seven minutes in, and we were ahead. Omar Bugiel found Nkeng in space. He drove a shot across Joel Pereira, who parried it straight into the path of Marcus Browne. Tap in. One-nil.

We kept pushing. This was not the cautious, safety-first approach we’ve become accustomed to. This was a team that had remembered attacking was an option.

Reading, to their credit, didn’t fold. Jack Marriott tried his luck with a curling effort that troubled precisely nobody, least of all Nathan Bishop. But the visitors were growing into it, enjoying more possession, creating half-chances while we sat deeper and looked to hit them on the break.

It was coming. And it came. Kamari Doyle found Marriott on the edge of the box and this time the finish was precise. Tight angle. Well taken. 1-1.

The second half started the way the first half had, Wimbledon on the front foot, Reading on the back foot, and Pereira looking increasingly nervous.

A speculative ball in was spilled by the Reading keeper. Spilled. Right into the path of Bugiel. Who laid it on a plate for Browne. Who finished into an empty net.

Two-one. Browne’s second. Pereira’s worst nightmare.

Reading equalised ten minutes later bundling one in from a corner. The kind of goal that makes defenders look at each other and silently agree to never speak of it.

2-2. Here we go again.

Except this time, we didn’t go again. We went forward. Febcock won the ball in midfield, drove forward, and found Browne with a pass that deserved a round of applause on its own. The finish? Brilliant. Hat-trick. Plough Lane erupted.

And Browne wasn’t done creating. A cross that nearly found Nelson at the back post. A general sense of a man who had decided today was his day and everyone else would simply have to deal with it.

3-2. Done. Breathe.

Womble of the Week: Omar Bugiel.

Yes, Browne scored three. We know. Everyone knows.

But Browne doesn’t get those goals without Bugiel. The hold-up play for the first. The composure to set up the second. The thankless, physical, draining work of being the focal point that allowed everything else to happen around him.

Browne was the headline. Bugiel was the article.

Closing Thoughts

Six points in five days. Let that sit for a moment.

After the grind of midweek at Vale Park, there was every reason for this squad to come out flat, go through the motions, and settle for a point. They didn’t. They came out and attacked. They created. They showed variety. Chances came from the left, from the middle, from crosses, from transitions, from moments of individual brilliance and moments of collective pressing.

This was not one-dimensional football. This was a team with ideas.

Browne, when he’s on it, changes everything. But what was equally impressive was how he played for the team. Encouraging others, demanding more, driving standards. That version of Marcus Browne is the one that turns a relegation scrap into a mid-table cruise.

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Joel Pereira spent Saturday evening Googling “how to catch a football.”