Bolton Wanderers 3 – 0 AFC Wimbledon

New kit, no points, two reds. Not so much Toughsheet as tough to watch.

We arrived in the north-west with new threads, new hope, and down one functioning centre-half. We left with zero points, two red cards, and an existential ache usually reserved for proxy votes and constitution reviews.

Yes, it was bad. Yes, we’ve seen worse. But Saturday was a solid reminder that League One does not care about your vibes. Especially not …