Cluedo: Wimbledon Edition. An SGM Preview

The Curious Case of Professor Green and the Across the Pond Dons

The Scene of the Crime: The 1889 Lounge, Monday 11th August

Let us set the scene. It’s a quiet evening. Too quiet. The kind of night when club finances whisper from the shadows, and constitutional amendments slip through unlocked doors.

7pm. Next Monday. A Special General Meeting is called. But this isn’t just any SGM. This one has suspects. This one has …