The Full and Un-redacted WombleWorld Constitution

Governance is all it’s glory

You genuinely wanted to read this?

That’s on you.

The full constitution may or may not exist, technically, somewhere, probably, in a document last seen on a Google Drive labelled “FINAL v7 DO NOT USE”.

But the actual content is irrelevant.

Because the simple truth is this:

WombleWorld can do whatever it wants, whenever it wants, however it wants.¹

And there is absolutely nothing the Dons Trust Board can do about it.²

There are no Restricted Actions.

There is no quorum.

There is no appeals process.

There is just us, vibes, and the knowledge that at least one DTB member is having palpitations reading this sentence.

WombleWorld

We genuinely considered writing a full line by line constitution riffing on every single line of the latest DTB effort before we remembered that a) it was a lot of work b)we have a job and c) no-one wants to read boring legal documents for fun.

1. While actively following the one WombleWorld editorial guideline of “Don’t be a Dickhead”.

2. Obviously we actively try to avoid straying into potentially libellous areas because we are not (despite appearances) idiots.