How to Save Modern Football: A 12 step guide

Nov 18, 2025

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Football is in crisis. At least, that’s what every article says before trying to sell you a subscription to The Athletic. But don’t panic. We’ve cracked it. A simple twelve-step programme. No need for UEFA taskforces, Deloitte reports, or a DTB working group chaired by Angus Fox with six subcommittees. Just follow the rules below.

1. Ban MK Dons

MK Dons …

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