Inner peace - on demand
Bayzo will see you now
The world is not well. Wars. Riots. Multiple Dons Trust Secretariat resignations.
These are anxious times. WombleWorld has responded.
Today we are launching something special.
Bayzo’s Meditation, a digital sanctuary for the Wimbledon mind.
WW+ members have had it for a few weeks. They report 78% increased calm. The rest of you clearly need it too…
It is overseen spiritually by the only man at the club qualified to run it. You type in what is troubling you. A candle burns. A circle breathes. Bayzo offers wisdom. If you remain worried, he offers more. There is a limit. He will tell you when you have reached it.
Concerns about the Dons Trust receive specialist advise. We won’t say more than that.
You are encouraged to share it. There are Wimbledon fans out there who need Bayzo more than you do.
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Ashley Bayes has not watched any of the World Cup . He has been at peace this whole time.
