Too Edgy to Wear the Haydon Costume: My Failed Volunteer Journey
A personal account by Wesley Wombleton.
Some people get rejected from Oxbridge. Some get turned down by Love Island. I got rejected by AFC Wimbledon for wanting to wear a giant Womble suit.
Yes, my dream was to become Haydon the Womble’s Emergency Stand-In. Not the main performer. Just the backup. The person who dons the sweaty fur whenever the first choice Haydon sprains his wrist when wavin…
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